Watching Dear John. Dear God.
Why is she making me do thissssssssssssssssssssssss.
Boo, my anon(s) disappeared.
As has the girl, into the bedroom. I’m watching telly, she’s in there. Someone talk to me or “sa’ink” as the Cocker-nays would say.
Women are essentially no different from radiators.– Douglas Reynholm
I like my women like I like my toast; hot and consumable with butter.– Douglas Reynholm.
A website with 180 My Little Pony GIFs →
teamuseless-deactivated20120210 asked: Great BG, b t dubs.
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite time of day? When did you last laugh at something? What's your favorite food? Do you like to dance?
Anonymous asked: Favorite thing on a girl? like are you into legs, boobs, what.
Anonymous asked: How do you have your coffee?
must be the only person on a tuesday to not get...
Dittoooooo. Not usually arsed but I’m bored.
A priest and a rabbi are at a wedding and they see...
Dane cook’s funny.
Off to shave away the rest of my secret shame.
That sounds kinkier than it should.
I hate Manchester.
smoke-the-screen: Take me home. How can anybody hate Manchester?
Manchester Tea Party →
New Manchester Tattoo Convention, 3rd - 4th March, Event City, Manchester. 148 artists, fairground, bike & car show, tattoo museum, you’d be a fool not to go. That said, I don’t think I’ll be able to, but god I wanna :(
So bored. So much to do.
I think I’ll just sit here on the couch a little while longer.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Gandhi mate, remember Gandhi!
Warm smiles, they do not make you welcome here!
So fucking hooked.
Don't leave me, all alone, just drop me, off at...
Six bottles went down the drain. One hour's a...
I think I shall watch a 3D movie. But which one?
I have; Green Lantern TRON Legacy Lion King Cap’n Merca
Well done! In fact you did so well I’m going to make a note in the...– GLaDOS
I'm destroying everybody's times.
I’ll shut up now.
I was going to put something so I could use a...