January 2012
Watching Dear John. Dear God.
Why is she making me do thissssssssssssssssssssssss.
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Boo, my anon(s) disappeared.
As has the girl, into the bedroom.  I’m watching telly, she’s in there.  Someone talk to me or “sa’ink” as the Cocker-nays would say. 
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“Women are essentially no different from radiators.”
– Douglas Reynholm
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“I like my women like I like my toast; hot and consumable with butter.”
– Douglas Reynholm. 
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A website with 180 My Little Pony GIFs →
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teamuseless-deactivated20120210 asked: Great BG, b t dubs.
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Anonymous asked: What's your favorite time of day? When did you last laugh at something? What's your favorite food? Do you like to dance?
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Anonymous asked: Favorite thing on a girl? like are you into legs, boobs, what.
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Anonymous asked: How do you have your coffee?
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must be the only person on a tuesday to not get...
Dittoooooo. Not usually arsed but I’m bored. 
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A priest and a rabbi are at a wedding and they see...
Dane cook’s funny. 
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Off to shave away the rest of my secret shame.
That sounds kinkier than it should.
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I hate Manchester.
smoke-the-screen: Take me home. How can anybody hate Manchester?
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Manchester Tea Party →
New Manchester Tattoo Convention, 3rd - 4th March, Event City, Manchester.  148 artists, fairground, bike & car show, tattoo museum, you’d be a fool not to go.  That said, I don’t think I’ll be able to, but god I wanna :( 
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So bored. So much to do.
I think I’ll just sit here on the couch a little while longer.
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CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Gandhi mate, remember Gandhi! 
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Warm smiles, they do not make you welcome here!
So fucking hooked. 
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Don't leave me, all alone, just drop me, off at...
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Six bottles went down the drain. One hour's a...
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I think I shall watch a 3D movie. But which one?
I have;  Green Lantern TRON Legacy Lion King Cap’n Merca
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“Well done! In fact you did so well I’m going to make a note in the...”
– GLaDOS
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I'm destroying everybody's times.
I’ll shut up now. 
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I was going to put something so I could use a...
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